1 . Una mkono rough hadi ukishika mouse , computer inadai found new hardware .
Your hand is so rough that if you touch a mouse, the computer even claims “found new hardware.”
2 . Ati wewe ni mchafu mpaka ukiingia kwa lake kuswim , fish zinatoka kutema mate .
You are so dirty, if you go in a lake to swim, fish even get out of the water to spit.
3 . Ati wewe ni mzee hadi ukizaliwa “old testament” ilikuwa inaitwa “testament ” You are so old, when you were born , the Old Testament was even called “ testament ”
4 . We ni dentist mpro hadi unang'oa blue tooth ya phone yako .
You are so professional dentist; you even pull out blue tooth on your phone
5 . Ati wewe mweusi tu sana mpaka hauna bright ideas .
You are so black; you do not even have bright ideas.
6 . Ati mtoi wenu alizaliwa akiwa mblack mpaka doki akasema , “ Kameungua .”
Your child is so black that the doctor said he was burned.
7 . We ni mkonda hadi uki dance helicopter una take off .
You are so slim that when you dance, helicopter takes off.
8 . Uko na macho kubwa hadi wewe quatrewa eyewitness .
You have such big eyes; you are even called eyewitness.
9 . We ni fala hadi ulidial * 144 # kucheck balance kwa ATM .
You are so foolish that you dial *144# to check your balance in an ATM machine
10 . Manzi yako ni mhairy hadi ako na Afro kwa nipples .
Your girlfriend is so hairy that she has big hair in her nipples.
11 . Ati nyinyi ni wadosi mpaka mnapeleka kuku shule .
You are so rich; you even take your chicken to school.
12 . Wee ni mwizi mpaka padlock ikikuona inajifungua
You are such a thief, when the padlock sees you, it even unlocks itself.
13 . Wee ni mrefu mpaka giraffe zinacomplain
You are so tall even the giraffes complain.
14 . Fathako ni mrefu mpaka akianza kuvaa trouser inapofika waist ishakwisha fashion Your father is so tall that when he begins wearing a pant , by the time it gets to the waist, it has gone out of fashion.
15 . Wewe ni mugly hata hauneed mask kuact movie ya horror .
You are so ugly; you do not even need a mask to act in a horror movie.
16 . Wee mchafu mpaka mbu ikikuuma , inatema mate kwanza .
You are so dirty that when a mosquito bites you, it first spits.
17 . Mbuyu wako mnono mpaka akikalia ashu inakuwa kobole mbili !
Your father is too fat that if he sits on a coin of ten shilling it becomes two coins of 5 shillings.
18 . Boss !!! Umesota mpaka , huwezi ku afford ku pay attention .
You are so broke you cannot even afford to pay attention.
19 . Wewe ni fala , uligongwa na a parked car .
You are so foolish; you even have been knocked by a parked car.
